We’re All Ignoring Marketing.

Marketing? Who, Us?

Not because we don’t care—because we’re tired, distracted, and deeply committed to pretending we’ll “circle back to it.” The posts? Missed. The emails? Ghosted. The plan? What plan? That’s why we do it for you. One smart, done-for-you task a day. No shame. No strategy sessions. Just quiet, consistent progress while you keep doing business your wonderfully chaotic way.

We’re All Embarrassed by Your Logo.

Please Ignore This.

It was fine when you made it. It was free. Or fast. Or made by your cousin’s boyfriend who “does design sometimes.” But now? You wince a little when you hand someone your card. You avoid blowing it up too big. You’ve said “we’re rebranding soon” for three years. We get it—and we’re here for the glow-up. At SodaRocket, we build brand identities that feel sharp, scroll-stopping, and actually aligned with who you are now. It’s time for a logo you’re proud to slap on everything.

We’re All Judging You by Your Website

Still Not Done.

Let’s be real—if your website confuses people, loads like it’s on dial-up, or sounds like a robot intern wrote it, they’re gone. We build websites that look sharp, say the right thing fast, and guide visitors straight to the “buy” button. Strategy-first, copy-smart, zero cringe. Because your website is your business… even when you’re asleep.

We’re All Needing a Marketing Team.

We = Just Me.

It’s just you, your laptop, and a dream—and maybe a dog that barks every time you open Canva. You’re the CEO, the copywriter, the customer service rep, and the person forgetting to post. That’s where we come in. We are your team. Strategy, content, design, and daily tasks—done for you, without meetings or onboarding. You still get to look like you have a department. We just don’t make you build one.

We’re all Expecting a Different Outcome.

Hope Isn’t Strategy.

We launched the site, posted twice, and waited for the flood of leads. Instead? Crickets. Maybe a spam form fill. One guy asking for a discount. Turns out, great design doesn’t work without strategy—and strategy doesn’t work without showing up consistently. That’s where we come in. One daily task, built to move your brand forward (not just sit there looking pretty). Because “hope” is not a marketing plan.

Using AI? Obviously.

We’re not writing Instagram captions by candlelight anymore. Our built-in AI handles the words so you don’t have to pretend you're “finding your voice” between coffee refills and calendar dread. One daily task, powered by brainy little robots that never need breaks, brainstorm sessions, or creative confidence.

Will AI steal my voice and turn me into a brand bot? • Can AI actually make me sound smarter than I feel? • Is using AI for marketing cheating… or just efficient? • Will my copy suddenly start calling things “synergistic”? •

Do I have to mess with prompts or bots?
Will my content sound like it was written by a toaster?
Are you just dumping stuff into ChatGPT?
Is this why you’re so fast?

Burned Out? That’s me.

I got the business in the breakup (suck it, Bob), but the funnel was flat and the email list was as dead as our date nights. Out of spite, I tried his least favorite thing—daily marketing. Turns out, just like his crypto advice, he was wrong. One task at a time, I got my groove back.

Can this assistant fix my brand and my brain? • Will one task a day stop me from rage-quitting marketing forever? • Is this for people who are allergic to hustle culture? • What if I’m too tired to even open the email? •

Will this turn me into one of those salesy business bros?
Will this give me a marketing instinct?
Can I just do this myself?
Is one task a day really enough?

A slacker?
You know it.

They said skipping marketing would make me a failure. That I had to hustle 24/7 or die trying. And you know what? I do like an 11 a.m. nap and inbox zero. But how’d I go from chaos to consistency without selling my soul to a funnel coach? Simple—I found something that works for me: one daily task, no BS.

Will this still work if I only check my email... occasionally? • Can I grow my business without growing my to-do list? • Is this like having an intern who never asks questions? • What if I want results but also naps? •

Is this going to force me into a content calendar?
What if I forget to do it?
Will people think I have a real marketing team?
Is this cheating?

Hell yeah,
I’m hooked.

I was skeptical too. Thought it’d turn me into a productivity robot or force me to say things like “content pillar” in public. But then I gave it a shot—just one task a day—and wouldn’t you know it? My brand’s showing up, leads are trickling in, and I still have time for my afternoon iced coffee and existential crisis.

Is it weird that I look forward to my marketing now? • Can consistency actually be... kinda addictive? • Is this how people with calendars feel all the time? • Will I start judging others for not having a content plan? •

Is one task a day really enough to grow a business?
What if I hate marketing?
Will this fix my terrible posting habits?
Will I have to talk to people?

The way marketing should’ve been done in the first place

1. Subscribe

No contracts. Transparent!

2. Optimize

Tasks completed daily!

3. Grow

Watch traffic and sales climb.

Whats a task?

At SodaRocket, a "task" refers to any single marketing action completed on a daily basis as part of their subscription-based Daily Marketing Partner / Daily Marketing Assistant services. These tasks can include items such as:

Website Improvements

SEO Updates

Ai Marketing

Voice Search Marketing

Recommendation Marketing

Advertising Design

Google Ads

Email Marketing

Backlinking

Reporting

Landing Pages

Blogging

Sponsored Social Ads

Keyword Research

Schema Markup

Funnel Creation

Social Media

Google Business Management

Bing Clarity Setup

Google Analytics Setup

Directory Listings

Our pricing starts at $225/month and varies with your needs, but this meeting is to ensure our advice is tailored exactly to you.

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More About SodaRocket

Still trying to figure out how to show up online without burning out, cringing, or falling into a Canva rabbit hole? We get it. Here are answers to your most pressing, confusing, and occasionally ridiculous marketing questions—served with a side of sarcasm and one actual helpful idea at a time.
What’s the easiest way to stay consistent with marketing?
Does daily marketing actually work?
What if I hate marketing?
Is done-for-you marketing better than DIY?
Can marketing be simple and still work?
What’s the biggest mistake small business owners make in marketing?
Do I need to be on every platform?
Will I sound like everyone else if I use a marketing assistant?
Can a daily task really grow my business?
How do I start without getting overwhelmed?

What's New?

Fresh features, bold moves, and a little extra spice—because showing up shouldn’t feel stale. Whether it’s a smarter task flow, a snarkier template, or a brand-new excuse to skip your own marketing (kidding… kind of), we’re always cooking up something useful. Check back often or risk falling behind your more organized alter ego.
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